Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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