"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
