Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
