First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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