I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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