So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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