so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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