This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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