just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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