I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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