peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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