i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
even my farts smell like vagina
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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