so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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