How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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