She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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