How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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