I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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