have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
