My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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