let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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