Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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