she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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