we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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