You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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