Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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