this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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