Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Couch. On fire.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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