remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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