No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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