I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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