Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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