So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize