If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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