omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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