So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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