Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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