its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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