She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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