So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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