my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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