He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dick very happy bro
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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