you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Holy shit dude........stairs
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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