i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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