we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So much rum. So many feels.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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