Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
