you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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