If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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