i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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