i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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