and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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