You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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