This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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