the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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