this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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